Split 50-50

I can't begin to tell you how often I felt like this. Except I didn't have a house. I did have a wife, though...

German man chainsaws house in two in divorce split

BERLIN (Reuters Life!) - A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chainsawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.

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Slip and Die

Travis Pastrana is the lunatic who did the double backflip on his motorcycle at the X Games. Here he has someone else to take the risks. He has a buddy test out their insane slip and slide. Not your normal slip and slide, of course. This one starts off with an X Games ramp and ends in a waterfilled pit dug into the hillside.

Britney Has Lost Her Mind

Okay, so it's not like this is not common knowledge or something we don't have plenty of proof of, but well, here's some more:



The pictures:




Man, that last picture reminds me of Ed Norton in American History X. Seriously scary.

Now, I know there are people out there who will declare that the papparazzi deserve it, and you're right, a lot do deserve to get smacked with an umbrella now and again, but Britney has lived her live exploiting papparazzi as much as they've made a living exploiting her. There are only so many times a person of celebrity like Britney can go out in a short dress, sans panties, or head to the most popular Hollywood nightclubs with Paris Hilton or shave their heads and get tattoos in a very public setting before you have to point your finger and call them media-whores.

Britney can hire any tattoo artist she wants to come to her home and get "Daddy" tattooed on her butt without press coverage, and she certainly could have gotten the clippers out at home and shaved her trailerpark hair off without 30 papparazzi watching and snapping pics.

So no, I do not feel sorry for her and she should be charged with Assault and Battery with Intent to Commit Bodily Injury just like the rest of us would be.

Britney

First Britney's traipsing around with that model of good taste, Paris, showing her panty-less crotch to the papparazzi and hence, the world. Then she's checking into rehab after something like 37 days of straight clubbing while da babies languish with various nannies and mannies. Then she's checking out of rehab after only a day and as a followup, has a meltdown and shaves her head, only to don a horrifying wig. Then she's back in rehab, and then out again...

Seriously, Britney's in need of some serious intervention...