Britney Spears - Mother of the Year

I try to shy away from Britney stories. God knows I don't want to give the mental midget any more publicity, but seriously, this woman needs to be put down. Not only has she missed 8 of her last 15 court ordered drug tests, but she's run over the foot of a photographer, run over the foot of a cop, left her kids in the care of the court-ordered supervisor while she went shopping and now, she's run a red light with her kids in the car, almost getting in an accident in the process.

Not only is the woman mentally imbalanced, she's so out of touch that she's continually putting her kids in danger. I have no doubt that one day soon, one of her kids will be killed or seriously injured and everyone's going to wonder how she was able to put htem in danger so often.

Brit's Mom Penning Parenting Book

Some days the news is slow and it's a bit difficult to find interesting (or stupid enough) things to write about.

And then there are stories that pretty much write themselves. I really don't need to put more than the title for the irony train to flatten us as it barrels through.

Yes, that paragon of prudent motherhood, Britney, has a mom. You know, that whole apple/tree thing? I'm thinking it really applies well here. I find it difficult to blame celebrity alone for Brit's astounding brainlessness when it comes to everything, much less how she's raising (or not raising) her kids. You gotta believe that some of the way Britney behaves comes from her upbringing. You know that whole Willy Wonka thing?

Who do you blame when your kid is a brat,
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat.
Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame.
You know exactly who's to blame:
The mother and the father.

Ah, so true. After all, Britney's nothing more than a spoiled brat in a woman's body, with a large bankroll to continue the spoilage.


Seems her mom is writing a book on parenting. Yeah. That's like Hannibal Lecter writing a book on cooking.

The full story from Yahoo

Britney Has Lost Her Mind

Okay, so it's not like this is not common knowledge or something we don't have plenty of proof of, but well, here's some more:



The pictures:




Man, that last picture reminds me of Ed Norton in American History X. Seriously scary.

Now, I know there are people out there who will declare that the papparazzi deserve it, and you're right, a lot do deserve to get smacked with an umbrella now and again, but Britney has lived her live exploiting papparazzi as much as they've made a living exploiting her. There are only so many times a person of celebrity like Britney can go out in a short dress, sans panties, or head to the most popular Hollywood nightclubs with Paris Hilton or shave their heads and get tattoos in a very public setting before you have to point your finger and call them media-whores.

Britney can hire any tattoo artist she wants to come to her home and get "Daddy" tattooed on her butt without press coverage, and she certainly could have gotten the clippers out at home and shaved her trailerpark hair off without 30 papparazzi watching and snapping pics.

So no, I do not feel sorry for her and she should be charged with Assault and Battery with Intent to Commit Bodily Injury just like the rest of us would be.

Britney

First Britney's traipsing around with that model of good taste, Paris, showing her panty-less crotch to the papparazzi and hence, the world. Then she's checking into rehab after something like 37 days of straight clubbing while da babies languish with various nannies and mannies. Then she's checking out of rehab after only a day and as a followup, has a meltdown and shaves her head, only to don a horrifying wig. Then she's back in rehab, and then out again...

Seriously, Britney's in need of some serious intervention...