Split 50-50

I can't begin to tell you how often I felt like this. Except I didn't have a house. I did have a wife, though...

German man chainsaws house in two in divorce split

BERLIN (Reuters Life!) - A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chainsawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.

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Britney

First Britney's traipsing around with that model of good taste, Paris, showing her panty-less crotch to the papparazzi and hence, the world. Then she's checking into rehab after something like 37 days of straight clubbing while da babies languish with various nannies and mannies. Then she's checking out of rehab after only a day and as a followup, has a meltdown and shaves her head, only to don a horrifying wig. Then she's back in rehab, and then out again...

Seriously, Britney's in need of some serious intervention...