Cheney: Iraq War a Success

Man, I've heard of spin before, but seriously...

According to the main architect of our latest and greatest fiasco, the war in Iraq has been a success...

Nevermind that our troops went in there under false pretenses (read: lies), nevermind that aside from no WMDs found, there were also no links to Al Qaeda found either. Nevermind that calling something a success requires some sort of, I don't know... SUCCESS?!

In other news, an Iraqui woman (yes, we have been successful in making suicide bombing a career choice for Iraqi women too! Yay! Promoting women's rights in the Middle East), ahem, blew herself up about a half hour after Cheney spoke. Oh, and 25 other people died with her. and 50 people were injured. So, SUCCESS! woot

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Bush Gets Ripped Off In Albania

Yeah, yeah, we all heard Tony Snow say it didn't happen. We even saw the picture of Bush supposedly putting his watch in his pocket. Every news organization had video that showed the watch there and then gone, but every single one was cut right at the pivotal moment.

Until now...





So now, not only do we know that Bush got robbed by some sticky-fingered Albanian while sucking up the adoration in the single strangest political scene this decade, we also know that Tony Snow lied about it. Not odd I suppose, but in order to back up the lie, the Bush administration tossed out a completely faked photo!

Wow...just wow.