Friday, November 02, 2007

Ah W, What a Lying Pile of Monkey Poo You are

You know what? I'm tired of hearing the same old lies being spun over and over again. By our own CEO, I mean president, no less:

"Let me first talk about how to make sure America is secure from a group of killers, people who hate -- you know what they hate? They hate the idea that somebody can go buy a home. They hate freedom; that's what they hate. They hate the fact that we worship freely. They don't like the thought of Christian, Jew and Muslim living side by side in peace. They don't like that at all. And therefore, they -- since they resent our freedoms, they feel like they should take out their resentment by destroying innocent lives. And this country will do everything we can possibly do to protect America."

Source

The Muslims couldn't give a rat's anus whether we are free or not. They care that we're free to screw with them. They care that we're free to come over there and tell them what to do. They care that we're free to push our own agenda and force regime change down whoever's throat we deem necessary today.

"See, I tell people -- and I believe this -- that out of the evil done to America will come some incredible good. (Applause.) You know, they thought they were attacking a country so weak and so feeble that we might file a lawsuit or two, and that's all we'd do. (Laughter.) That's what they thought. We're showing them the different face of America. We're showing them that we're plenty tough. When it comes to taking somebody trying to take away our freedoms, we're tough, and we're going to remain tough and steadfast. (Applause.)"

That's why we invaded Iraq, mhmm. I want you yung'uns to know that we invaded Iraq because a Jordanian in Afghanistan got some other people who weren't Iraqi to fly planes into our buildings. And that's how we got this here massive deficit so yer mommy and daddy can't afford to buy a house no more.

"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."

I think that about sums it all up.

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