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Continuing our coverage, a man was arrested for hitting his wife in the back of the head with an onion...which was the style at the time...



Yes, he was arrested. Which means, not only did he actually throw an onion at his wife, his wife called the cops over it... and she pressed charges and had him arrested. And the cops actually arrested him.

Taxpayer money well spent I say! Assault with a deadly vegetable! Forget about that suspicious family that's had 400 police calls to their trailer in the last 3 years and who are holding a woman hostage for the purposes of rape and torture! HE HIT HER WITH AN ONION!!!

The full story from Yahoo and AP

Oh by the way, thanks for taking the time to report this AP. Never mind the important stuff like the time my ex wife hit me with a potato!