Miss USA Retains Title

Apparently Donald Trump has a heart of gold in addition to a solid gold toilet. Instead of firing Tara Conner for being a slut, he gave her a second chance and let her keep her crown after she tested positive for cocaine use.

In a relatedly stupid story, Rosie O'Donnell, the paragon of virtue, has piped in on the whole thing, declaring that Tara Conner has annoyed her "on a multitude of levels."

Now, on top of all that, Miss Teen USA, Katie Blair, has lost her affiliation with MADD over her carousing with Conner. Still waiting for that video.