tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-57460512011-12-15T21:14:21.415-08:00Welcome back my friends to the show that never endsGuynoreply@blogger.comBlogger2921100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746051.post-23091770136943050222008-03-17T09:44:00.001-07:002008-03-17T09:51:09.692-07:00

Man, I've heard of spin before, but seriously...According to the main architect of our latest and greatest fiasco, the war in Iraq has been a success...Nevermind that our troops went in there under false pretenses (read: lies), nevermind that aside from no WMDs found, there were also no links to Al Qaeda found either. Nevermind that calling something a success requires some sort of, I don't know.

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Sounds like a great band name.Always wondered what happened when the cops kicked in someone's door and it wasn't the right one. You know, mistaken identity or the perp no longer living at the address in question. Well, now I know.LAPD's Wrong Door Unit

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According to the Bush White House, Waterboarding, which IS torture, is A-ok for the CIA to use. In fact, they admitted using it before.There is just too much of this crap to call it "ironic" anymore. It's just disgusting. The US decried Japan for the use of waterboarding when it was done to our troops as POWs in WWII. It was used on POWs and Cambodian civilians by the Kmer Rouge in Cambodia."

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This is the biggest reason why the Right philosophy of business and free markets being the best stewards of our public safety and the environment and just "right" in general... is crap."Falsifying news isn't against the law..."

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when this blog will be one long series of rants. But it is not this day. This day we will, however, rant against the present administration.The newest dismal economic figures came out yesterday and SURPRISE!!! People lost jobs. One guy that I respect on NPR, David Johnston, couldn't understand how the forecasters got it all wrong and how he had talked to all these doodz in manufacturing and they

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CoolestFurnitureEver...

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Much too funnnehmoar funny pictures

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Hotel Reservations.com is set up pretty much like you would expect from an online travel deal site. They have the obligatory front page set-up, with plug in forms to quickly find a good deal on your next travel plans. Most people might say that it's just a knock-off of other sites that do pretty much the same things, but I have to step up and say that I don't care. If something works, use it.

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In yet another move to make the ownership of our hearts and minds easier, the FCC has approved the plan to allow media groups to own a television or radio station as well as a newspaper in any of the 2o largest metropolitan areas of the country.I'm sorry, but corporations have proved over and over again that they cannot police themselves and should not be allowed the leeway to do so. The

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From our old buddies at WKMG in Orlando.

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It's gone beyond ridiculous to the point of hostile stupidity. The religious conservatives attacking Phillip Pullman's book and the film adaptation coming out continue to exhibit their blind ignorance and irrational stupidity by calling for a ban of this film, on the basis that it is atheist propaganda. It's one thing to hold certain beliefs, it's another thing to scream and cry for the rest of

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Shakespeare. Titus Veronicus to be specific. In her film adaptation of one of Shakespeare's more obscure, earlier works, Julie Taymor created an amazing visual (yeah, he's gonna say it) tour de force. The film is very difficult to watch, as there are some very strange liberties taken with setting and characters. There are Romans and cars, for example, and the plot itself is long and bleak with

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Wow!The story is kinda messed up and you feel for the woman, but the video is ridiculous and the news anchor's reaction is hilarious. "Wow!"Gotta see it for yourself. Too odd to explain.http://view.break.com/409510 - Watch more free videos

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I miss The Kids in the Hall. For all those who discounted them because they seemed gay or the humor was too odd, these guys were like the new Monty Python. Weird, offbeat, and they dressed in drag almost as much as the Python guys did. Strangely, this video has made the rounds lately, and it's not even remotely one of their funniest skits.

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I first started to get sensitive teeth about 10 years ago, when I suffered from receding gums due to gingivitis. I've gotten hold of the gum issue, but it proceeded enough to cause my teeth to be a little sensitive. Not too bad, but bad enough that ice and cold drinks do bother me.I received my sample tube of Biotene and used it for 5 days. In that time I have certainly noticed a change in how

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I can't wait to see this movie. The first book was awesome. I'm really looking forward to see how they handled it, and I'm very encouraged by how well Ioreck Byrnison, the armored bear, looks.

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Donald Turk, 48, and two associates were charged in Lake Elsinore, Calif., in September with kidnapping Turk's girlfriend, whom Turk was trying to push out of his life because she annoyed him. His plan, allegedly, was to take her to Mexico, drop her off, and hope that she would not return home. However, she was back several hours later, demanding that Turk pay off the cab driver who had driven

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I love these mixers.The metal construction of the Eclectrics® Mixer is wonderful and the sturdy build is very secure.There are a couple of great recipes I use the Hamilton Beach® Mixer for. One of these is very simple and it's a standard, must-know recipe if you're from Florida:Key Lime Pie!Graham cracker pie crust: 16 graham crackers, crushed3 tablespoons sugar1 cube (1/4 lb) margarine or

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I try to shy away from Britney stories. God knows I don't want to give the mental midget any more publicity, but seriously, this woman needs to be put down. Not only has she missed 8 of her last 15 court ordered drug tests, but she's run over the foot of a photographer, run over the foot of a cop, left her kids in the care of the court-ordered supervisor while she went shopping and now, she's run

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Apparently two boys, whose parents had divorced, convinced a family court judge that they hate living in France, where their mother had taken them after she won custody. Three judges actually, have determined that the boys, who "asserted their 'Britishness', dislike their new home so much, that they don't have to live there.Wow. Stamp your feet and whine enough and apparently that's all that's

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The Alzheimer's Foundation is dedicated to not only working towards a cure for Alzheimer's, but also to working on ways to ensure the quality of life for those suffering from the disease. This is especially important during the coming holiday season.One way for all of us to help is to check out their shop and buy something. You can get something for yourself, or as a gift for someone this holiday

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Some pretty amazing designs for mobile phones. I've always liked Nokia best. Hopefully this won't be like concept car designs. I really hate seeing a totally cool design, and then never seeing it in production. Personally, I don't get it - it's a concept design - everyone looks at it and goes "ooh" and "ahhh", everybody loves it, but they never make it.

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Well, it's South Park, so it's kinda gotta be funny right? Kinda messed up when it's both funny and depressing lol. As a fan of South Park, I love it. As a fan of video games, I'm offended hahaha!

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Stephen King. The man has written just about every major film ever made! Well, that's an exageration, but he's written a ton of them. Carrie, The Shining, The Dead Zone, The Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, Cujo... The Mist is his latest story put to film. I saw a preview for it yesterday. Looks interesting. (But I gotta say - if it's vampires in that damn mist I'm gonna have to kill

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You know what? I'm tired of hearing the same old lies being spun over and over again. By our own CEO, I mean president, no less:"Let me first talk about how to make sure America is secure from a group of killers, people who hate -- you know what they hate? They hate the idea that somebody can go buy a home. They hate freedom; that's what they hate. They hate the fact that we worship freely. They

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I've never heard of this person before, but the title of her book, The End of America: A Letter of Warning to a Young Patriot, made me click the link to her video. I was expecting a right-wing diatribe, since most people using the term "patriot" are suspect in my view, but found her speech to be a lot closer to my own beliefs and fears.

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Some days the news is slow and it's a bit difficult to find interesting (or stupid enough) things to write about.And then there are stories that pretty much write themselves. I really don't need to put more than the title for the irony train to flatten us as it barrels through.Yes, that paragon of prudent motherhood, Britney, has a mom. You know, that whole apple/tree thing? I'm thinking it

Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746051.post-59974509238121664692007-10-24T15:38:00.000-07:002007-10-24T15:44:55.010-07:00

I read recently that Ozzy's kid, Jack Osbourne, has a leather bed. I've wondered what that means. To me, leather isn't the most comfortable thing to lie on, but I suppose certain types of leather, such as suede, as very soft. I would worry about cleaning it. But then I guess it might not be the mattress or siding, it might be the hardware and such. Oh well.Time4sleep.co.uk, which specializes in

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Okay, I'm going to Arkansas for my next vacation because this is the second time in a year I read about some shmo finding a big diamond lying on the ground! Apparently there's a national park in Arkansas that is the only diamond field open to the public and people keep finding rocks! This guy found a 3.92-carat white stone! Full story from Yahoo news

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Okay, this isn't all that new, but it's just so well done that I had to include it. Even the music teacher looks like the cartoon version.

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Anyone who's used Livejournal has seen quizzes. You know - "Which Zodiac Symbol Are You?", "What Cat Are You?", or quizzes about your favorite movies:Quibblo now has tons of these now, including Christmas quizzes. Now you can fill your blog with these, or send them to your friends! The site even has a forum for discussing the various quizzes.

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The irony here is not that the man was trying to impress his family by putting a penny on the tracks to be flattened by an oncoming train, and it's not really the fact that he didn't make it off the tracks in time and was hit and killed in front of his family. Noooo, the irony is that he was a retired police officer.Well, maybe that's not too ironic. The cops I've known, and I've had two in my

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I'm not sure how to take this really. On the one hand I have to say that my kids need a teacher who's going to teach the class, not use it as their own ego trip and not fill it with useless crap. It's bad enough that the English teacher is also the cheer coach, but did we really need to take time out to see her "new" cheer? Especially since it's just a ripoff of that "Hey Mickey" video from the

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Just when you thought she couldn't be any more sweet than she already is, she says something even more adorable. While appearing on my favorite tool's MSNBC show, the queen of the dark side actually quoted the National Enquirer when trying to smear John Edwards. I mean, when I'm looking for verifiable journalistic integrity I turn to the National Enquirer. I've got an inquiring mind, dammit!

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This is how they intend to keep it beautiful I guess.They passed a law making it illegal to feed homeless people. I suppose the idea is; if you feed the homeless, they'll congregate there. Or; out of sight, out of mind?Either way, it's pretty heartless for the town the Mouse built. Wait. That's redundant. Now you know why I don't miss it much.Anyway, the law has been tested for the first time. A

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I am renting right now, but soon plan to own my home. the issue of fixtures is soon to come up and faucets is high on the list. I've always been interested in design, being an artist, and the design of faucets and fixtures has always intrigued me. Moen faucets have always been among my favorites. Their designs are sleek and stylish and pretty creative as well. I love their shower designs the

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I know it's a bit insensitive to bust the chops of the two people who recently passed away while competing in two running events, but it really hard not to.The first individual 35 Chad Shreiber, died while running the Chicago Marathon in what news organizations called "unusually hot and humid" conditions. Puhlease... 90 degrees isn't all that hot. I know I live in the desert where it regularly

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An Ethiopian man was arrested for making a joke about Al Qaida and bombs in the airport in Boston. The article doesn't say, but I'm assuming it's O'Hare.What's amazing here is not the stupidity of this mental midget, it's the stupidity of the people commenting on the article. Without fail, each comment criticized the airport for over-reacting and violating this man's First Amendment rights. C'mon

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You could win a FREE Raleigh Getaway!If you've never been to NC, you don't know what you're missing! The mountains! The rivers! Raleigh is actually a gorgeous city and it's so close to all these things. Raleigh is not the stereotypical deep south city you might think it is. While it does have all that wonderful southern charm, it is also a very contemporary town combined with the affordability

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It had to happen sooner or later. The only surprise is that it didn't happen in Arkansas or Alabama. I guess Brazil isn't too far off. Actually, it's not quite the 'inbred' story it seems it might be. A woman chose to be the surrogate for her own daughter, making her her grandchild's stand-in mom.The full story from Yahoo and AP

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Well, it's in the books now. Bush and pals have a legitimate congressional "okie dokie" to invade Iran, and at the forefront is the hawk-in-hiding, that neo-con mole, Leiberman. Lieberman-Kyl’s Iran amendment passed today, which threatens to “combat, contain and [stop]” Iran via “military instruments.” Wunderbar. Imperialism lives on.And once again, the lame duck wins and the so-called majority

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Love ink? Think that the body painted is the perfect canvas? Single? Then this is the site for you.Tattoo Lovers.com is an online tattoo personals site for people who have, or are interested in meeting people with tattoos. You can browse through photos and profiles of people with similar interests. The site is one of the better designed ones I've seen and the people on it look truly interesting,

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Ok, this is getting ridiculous! Will you guys PLEASE come to Arizona already! I've been waiting to see them for years! And no, a DVD isn't gonna cut it!Here's a video to tide ya over.

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I LOVE Family Guy so much! These guys crack me up.Honestly, this is really amazing, how closely they followed the story and even the artwork matches the real thing so perfectly. It's astounding. "Great kid! Don't get penis-y."

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Today's site review is for Gallery Furniture. Located in Houston, Texas, Gallery Furniture is a huge warehouse of furniture, committed to offering high quality furniture at affordable prices.Gallery Furniture is the one-stop place to shop for Houston Furniture. Gallery Furniture's online presence, GalleryFurniture.com is a bright and lively site, with a number of video offerings, mostly

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A resort in Sri Lanka is offering a dessert that costs $14,500. It consists of a little chocolate sculpture depicting a stilt fisherman, a local tradition involving surf fishing from a stilt, some sugary fruit stuff, something called Champagne Sabayon Enlighten, and, oh yeah, an 80 carat aquamarine stone.This is either a clever way to sell a gimmicky, over-priced dessert to people with no brains

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Because People Suck...A barmaid in Melbourne, Australia, known for being a "prankster", served a customer a shot of floor cleaner, causing the man to become violently ill. She essentially gave him a shot of the Aussie equivalent of Pine-Sol. Prankster?! How about retarded psychopath?I thought it was basic knowledge that floor cleaners were poisonous. Or don't they have warning labels in Australia

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Journey Lite offers a comprehensive weight loss surgery program. Their Lap Band system is the safest, proven weight loss program available.Looking at their website, I find it very pleasant and clean. The choice of colors, for me, is odd. I'm not a fan of the green they chose, but that's a personal preference. The layout is simple and clean and the graphics are well done. Finding information

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Gotta love OJ. He's a constant source of amusement. And mayhem. According to a memorabilia collector, Alfred Beardsley, OJ and five other "thugs" burst into his hotel room and demanded that they hand over the sports memorabilia they had. This was all allegedly done at gunpoint, though it's been reported that OJ himself didn't handle a firearm.The sports memorabilia in question ranged from

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The people at Family Guy are geniuses. Not so much because they are amazing writers, just because they go off on the weirdest tangents. I guess they really appeal to the ADD in all of us.

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No, not another police story.Yeah, I need a shave...I have back problems. Not muscle soreness or joint ache, I have a herniated disc. With this in mind, I do not recommend Freeze It for this type of problem, but I tried it nonetheless. It won't make this kind of back problem worse. It's not like I reccomend that you do not use it for this, I just don't think it would help serious back issues like

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Autistic Teen Tasered in CaliforniaA 15 year old who left a social services center and was apparently running in and out of traffic was tasered by police. According to the police, they tasered him for his own protection."If that were your son, would you want him Tased or hit by a car?" "Gee, are those my only two options? Then yes, tasering was perfectly acceptable. Thank you mr police officer

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Continuing our coverage, a man was arrested for hitting his wife in the back of the head with an onion...which was the style at the time...Yes, he was arrested. Which means, not only did he actually throw an onion at his wife, his wife called the cops over it... and she pressed charges and had him arrested. And the cops actually arrested him.Taxpayer money well spent I say! Assault with a deadly

Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746051.post-62255654513520277462007-09-21T12:15:00.000-07:002007-10-19T20:07:33.033-07:00

DUDE!! You're getting a DELL!! Erhm, Monseur, Vous obtenez un de DELL!!I think I got that right... 3 years of French finally comes in handy! YES!!!Oh, who am I kidding, I went to Babelfish. I remember nothing but the dirty words. Not very helpful unless you're in Paris and some mime is harassing you.Anyway, je digress. Dell Computers have been at the forefront of desktops and desktop technology

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Because People SuckAn MIT student was arrested at Logan, yes LOGAN INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT, for wearing a fake bomb. She claimed it was art.C'mon... I mean really... You mean to tell me that you've never heard that you shouldn't say the word "bomb" at the airport?! Oh, you have? ANd you thought that it would be ok to actually WEAR a bomb, fake or not, to the airport... That it would be cute and

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Bill O'Reilly, one of my favorite people ever, has called the college student that got tasered in the much-watched video that's circulating, "the biggest wimp in the United States of America".I am not really surprised.While I would agree that the kid does seem to be trying to force some sort of confrontation, I don't think he warranted a tasering. The cops are clearly big enough, with enough help

Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746051.post-62190809480277180702007-09-10T22:18:00.000-07:002007-09-10T22:27:18.918-07:00

If there's one thing I love, it's trivia. I am a trivia god! I was actually part of a trivia team in Orlando and we came in second, in Florida on NTN Trivia.Quizrocket has trivia and other quizzes. Check out the dumb blonde quiz, it's pretty funny. They have trivia and qizzes on a bunch of other subjects like intelligence, Cooking or Teen Personality. Check em out!

Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746051.post-75202835590792198962007-09-09T11:47:00.000-07:002007-09-09T12:07:44.816-07:00

I'm finding it rather funny that, whenever a recall happens that involves China, they scream and cry that it's us over here trying to make them look bad. Like it's us trying to start a trade war and make them look bad. Uhhh, even if that is true, these things are really happening. I mean, even if we are focusing more on these things - that they always happened and we're only pointing them out now

Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746051.post-44623067434813399892007-09-09T11:42:00.000-07:002007-09-09T12:08:21.905-07:00

Because People SuckSure, I get crappy food at McD's and I can maybe complain and get my food replaced, or spit on, but if I'm a cop, I can arrest the minimum wage goober for it?!Oversalted burger leads to chargesUNION CITY, Ga. - A McDonald's employee spent a night in jail and is facing criminal charges because a police officer's burger was too salty, so salty that he says it made him sick.Kendra

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I do surveys every once in a while. Not because I'm desperate to talk to people or have them know my opinion. Or care. Or believe they really care what my opinion is beyond their ability to milk the last penny from me, but because I can get some pennies from them for a change.In my travels through the tardosphere, I've noticed some things.First, they usually want to know some standard profile

Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746051.post-61294218826537799092007-09-07T20:37:00.000-07:002007-09-09T11:40:53.951-07:00

Ahh, not for the weakhearted. Argue With Everyone.com is a forum designed with very little rules, no moderators and no holds barred. Seriously, this is one rude forum.As someone who loves a good argument, even I'm not sure I have the stamina for the kind of debate going down. But it certainly would be fun to try. The anonymity provided by the internet provides the cover for people who would not

Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746051.post-16415468155628265382007-09-07T20:27:00.000-07:002007-09-07T20:34:21.993-07:00

The so-called leader of the free world showed us once again why Americans are loved and respected the world over. His command of the english language continues to shock and awe.Bush shows gift of gaffe at APEC summit SYDNEY (Reuters) - Even for someone as gaffe-prone as U.S. President George W. Bush, he was in rare form on Friday, confusing APEC with OPEC and transforming Australian troops into

Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746051.post-66296316807815350232007-09-07T19:29:00.000-07:002007-09-07T19:33:09.462-07:00

Because People SuckWorld of Warcraft, too, is an online game as popular as Second Life, with warrior-players amassing digital gold coins from every opponent they vanquish, and the greater the lucre, the higher they advance in the WOW ranks. Some players take the easy route, though, and buy their WOW gold coins from dealers, who mostly get them from "Chinese gold farmers" in Nanjing and other

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Furniturefromhome.com offers customers the chance to shop for furniture from the comfort of their own homes. You don't even have to get dressed! You know, that old chestnut.Furniture from home offers a huge selection of furniture, broken down by room and style. From living room furniture to ">bedroom furniture to office furniture The site is easy to negotiate and each piece of set is nicely

Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746051.post-51406921046442573032007-09-06T17:33:00.001-07:002007-09-06T17:34:14.003-07:00

Because People SuckI've heard nothing but weird things about Second Life. Should be called Waste of Life.Ric Hoogestraat is married to Sue and works at a call center in the Phoenix area but spends 30-plus hours a week inside the online Second Life video game, pretending that he is the digitally drawn Dutch Hoorenbeek, a 6-foot-9, muscular babe magnet who lives on his own island. That unnerves Sue

Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746051.post-54587512700316851472007-09-06T17:20:00.000-07:002007-09-06T17:26:57.600-07:00

I've been a Floyd fan for a long time and this has always been one of my favorite songs. From their album, Meddle, which pre-dates their hugely famous Wall and Dark Side albums. One of These Days is a slashing, driving bass and drum-driven piece, embodying the disjointed, chaotic psychosis that would epitomize their later works. This version, live in Pompeii is simply amazing.From our friends at

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Car Guy Garage. Hmmm, got my name in the title. How can I NOT like them?! This is one Guy who can use some storage and these guys have tons. Though, I'm not really a car buff... I still like the cabinets they sell and could certainly find a use for one or two. Garage storage alone is a good reason to get 1 or 2 of these cabinets, but I can see storing some of my art supplies in one of the flat

Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746051.post-79030207628811640822007-09-03T11:18:00.000-07:002007-09-03T11:26:16.991-07:00

Office Space re-realized as a drama. These are excellent when well done. It's a case study in how to make a preview trailer. Goes to show what really sells a movie. How many times have you seen a preview that kicked ass only to find the movie sucked?

Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746051.post-57895545137297265002007-09-03T11:03:00.000-07:002007-09-03T11:05:57.162-07:00

Here at the Human Show, we like to show people at their dumbest, and it couldbe argued that an air show is kinda dumb and those involved agree to certain risks, bla bla bla, but this is just kinda tragic and sad. And yet I can't stop watching it.

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One more thing to add to the list...It's been 2 years since Katrina, and forgetting (which the Bush administration has all but done - forgot) all the corruption, mismanagement and lies.......the levees still haven't been repaired.2 yearsMaybe it's because the NATIONAL Guard is in Iraq? The NATIONAL GUARD! The GUARD that is supposed to GUARD us here at home while our troops are fighting elsewhere?

Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746051.post-34868274549222094432007-09-01T22:22:00.000-07:002007-09-01T22:25:03.855-07:00

Gotta love this. Can't say I'm really surprised though. The list of things that simply piss me off more than I can say is growing longer and longer every day."This is the largest US Embassy built – roughly the size of Vatican City – and at $600 million (£300 million) the most expensive. At a time when millions of Baghdadis outside the green zone receive only a couple of hours of water and

Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746051.post-3607782478606849942007-08-30T20:18:00.000-07:002007-08-30T20:22:20.287-07:00

Ok, so the kid who hacked the iPhone so that it can be used with other phone service providers besides AT&T has traded his iPhone in... For a Nissan 350Z!! I do have to say that the kid isn't taking full advantage of his achievement, even with this sweet deal. He could totally capitalize on this and start a business with his creation, but dayum! What a nice trade for a weekend's worth of

Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746051.post-66634533305186197872007-08-12T10:41:00.000-07:002007-08-12T10:52:12.176-07:00

A South Carolina man is suing McDonalds because he ordered his Quarter Pounder without cheese and it had cheese on it. The man is allergic to cheese and almost died after he bit into the burger.The man's lawyer noted that Mr Jackson, "told a worker through the ordering speaker and then two workers face-to-face at the pay and pick-up windows that he couldn't eat cheese, Houston said.""By my count,

Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746051.post-59471357001364885192007-08-10T20:36:00.000-07:002007-08-10T20:47:51.341-07:00

I was driving home today, listening to thenews like I always do, when "comedian" Tim Bedore came on. Sadly, the label, "comedian" will, for most people, especially conservatives, give many the excuse to discount what he has to say, but the truth is the truth no matter who says it.I noticed that when the issue of the bridge collapse and the proposal to add a gas tax to fix our infrastructure

Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746051.post-65979334686877802292007-08-02T11:57:00.000-07:002007-08-02T11:59:36.890-07:00

Something about this photo that makes me sad for the poor guy. Sure, it's a cute picture, but all I can think when I see it is "I miss hoooome..."That and it must be a little too warm for the little guy.

Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746051.post-74158651004404847212007-08-02T10:22:00.000-07:002007-09-03T10:56:52.272-07:00

If you're like most people, the idea of shopping for furniture in a furniture store is not particularly appealing. My experiences with them have been nearly as bad as shopping for cars. In fact it's almost identical! As soon as you walk in, you notice the sales sharks hanging by the front door, waiting for vict... I mean customers to walk in, and then they pounce! They offer to help and then they

Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746051.post-14818455141907404482007-08-02T10:18:00.000-07:002007-08-02T10:20:34.199-07:00

Statistics say that ferrets attack more people than grizzly bears. While I would agree, I would have said that when ferrets attack, they generally don't tear their victims limb from limb. But I could be wrong.From our friends at Flabber

Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746051.post-67386113956065090932007-08-02T10:10:00.000-07:002007-08-02T10:17:31.056-07:00

I'm not sure what this dude's problem is, but it certainly looks like he's tweakin out big time. At least he's in a good mood. Looks like some European country. My guess is Holland, specifically Amsterdam.From our friends at Flabber

Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746051.post-76573469440736083442007-08-02T09:29:00.000-07:002007-08-02T09:37:15.462-07:00

Normally, one would think this was kinda odd and interesting, and while it's still decidedly that, given the proliferation of dating services, it's only inevitable that they become more and more focused.So now there's Gothscene, a dating service for goths to find other goths. Now goth chicks can hook up with goth guys via the interwebs. Who needs Myspace?Seriously, I thought all that was required

Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746051.post-25679326256286319892007-08-02T09:24:00.000-07:002007-08-02T09:26:53.724-07:00

The trailer for the upcoming, straight to DVD, NEW! episodes for Futurama was aired at the Comicon in San Diego and leaked to the interwebs. Voila!

Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746051.post-91590754191276794962007-08-02T09:09:00.000-07:002007-08-02T09:23:59.314-07:00

Jon Stewart show some compassion for scandal ridden Ted Stevens on the Daily ShowFrom our friends at Milk and Cookies

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Yeah, yeah, we all heard Tony Snow say it didn't happen. We even saw the picture of Bush supposedly putting his watch in his pocket. Every news organization had video that showed the watch there and then gone, but every single one was cut right at the pivotal moment.Until now... var FO = { movie:"/media/flvplayer.swf",width:"400",height:"324",majorversion:"7",build:"0",bgcolor:"#000000",menu:"

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New Museum Says Dinosaurs Were on Noah's Ark"The Creation Museum, a new museum in Kentucky, says that not only was the Earth created 6,000 years ago and dinosaurs walked alongside humans, but they were also guests on the Ark.Okay, let's ignore the obvious idiocy here - the fact that proven science makes this impossible - and focus on the rest, and there is so much...First, even without the

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This site has a list of nearly every South Park episode aired, available as Flash animated shows:All South Park

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The novel, The Golden Compass, by Phillip Pullman, is being made into a movie. For those who haven't read it, the first book in Pullman's His Dark Materials trilogy, is an extremely entertaining read. The characters are deep and multilayered and the story rolls at a pretty good pace. This is the film's second teaser release, apparently "leaked" to the public. Nicole Kidman plays the antagonist,

Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746051.post-2871428331810735152007-05-03T22:52:00.000-07:002007-05-03T22:53:17.971-07:00

Speaking of the Hoff. Check this out. Almost as funny as Nimoy singing Bilbo Baggins.

Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746051.post-6794907807108814762007-05-03T22:49:00.000-07:002007-05-03T22:51:46.760-07:00

On the one hand, it's kinda funny, but on the other, it's pretty bad when your own daughter tries to sabotage your career by publicly humiliating you. Though I do admit it's odd that she's exorting him to quit drinking to save his job, and then giving this to Entertainment Tonight.

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When I was living in Orlando, I waited and waited and prayed for The Flaming Lips to come there so I could see them again. I'd seen them in the early 90s once. I think they opened for Rush or something. Anyway, no luck with them coming to Orlando. We moved to Phoenix and 3 months later they come to Orlando!!

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Sounds odd eh? I'm not quite sure I get how this works yet. You find a prize you like at bid4prizes and bid on it just as you would at a regular auction. The difference is that with bid4prizes, the low bid wins, as long as it's the lowest 'unique' bid. That's the catch. You can bid lowest, but it must not be a bid that someone else has already bid. Once you put your bid in, bid4prizes will tell

Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746051.post-50166854452218015072007-04-27T07:58:00.000-07:002007-04-27T08:00:55.231-07:00

What would happen if we could go back in time and talk to First Term Bush? What would he have to say to us? Jon Stewart finds out. Jon Stewart 08!

Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746051.post-7791436298975710472007-04-22T17:14:00.000-07:002007-04-22T17:16:43.132-07:00

It seems the internet is in danger of becoming an owned commodity, a regulated for-profit business in much the same way newspaper, radio and television has. The villains? Who else, the government and big business. Namely, the phone companies.

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Following in the same vein...

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Two things I love together at last. Monty Python and Halo.Even without the video it's hilarious.

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A dentist in London has had his livelihood taken away from him after being found guilty of urinating in the chair-side sink. The sink, meant for patients to spit into during treatment, had been used by the dentist more than once, said his assistant.Dentist guilty of urinating in surgery sinkLONDON (Reuters) - A British dentist was found guilty Thursday of urinating in his surgery sink and using

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Anyone who knows me knows I have a bad back. I hurt it years ago on the job. Over the years it's gotten better and worse and better again. I've had an MRI and I basically have two compressed/herniated discs. Fun fun. When my back was at its worst I went to a chiropractor. I didn't have a whole lot of faith but I needed something other than the drugs my regular doctor kept giving me. It was the

Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746051.post-45993519974661879142007-04-01T16:36:00.000-07:002007-04-01T16:38:02.177-07:00

Well, I've decided to join the blogosphere... officially. Technorati catalogues and tracks blogs throughout the web, bringing them closer as a community while making them easier to find and be found.Technorati Profile

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Some high speed, slow motion films of some dude slicing through objects witha samurai sword. Man, those swords must be sharper than razors the way they slice through those things.AppleTomatoPlastic Juice Bottle

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Now, fun for the whole family

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I've never had to worry about student loans, but Linda is building up a nice little portfolio of loans that are going to be needing paying off sooner or later. Consolidating them would probably be a good idea, much like me consolidating my credit card loans into one big loan, bringing those numerous payments into one easy one. Student Loan Consolidation is the smart way to get rid of those loans

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